My mom tried to give me away to a drunk person

So, recently I have noticed that I have managed to block out a lot of memories.  I run into friends from high school, who tell me all these great memories and these fun things that we did, and I pretend like I know what they are talking about, when really I am like....man that sounds like a lot of fun.....too bad I can't remember any of it.  So I haved decided to try and remember my entire life on this blog.  I am going to start from birth (which I clearly don't remember).  It's a crazy story that I don't really ever tell anyone because it seems so unbelievable, but that's ok since I am the only one who reads my blog it's all good.  I don't have time now, but my next blog post will be about how my mom tried to sell me to a drunk person.